Your Dose Of Socrates

I'm Socrates. I'm 20, male and go to Uni whilst also juggling a part-time job in live television. This is a humour blog. Anything I find funny goes here. This includes anything that I find outside of Tumblr. I also post fandom stuff and cool stuff but this is primarily a funny blog.

itsseamus:

me: *comes out of room*

parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

me:

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

yutoube:

boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic

(via ugly)

(via unprime)

cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

http://media.tumblr.com/9e0ccfbe05bb74b6c1070ff6c2a54558/tumblr_inline_mjwffvintM1qz4rgp.gif

wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

(via refreshes)

mormondad:

Why do other ppl have my name wtf

(via okaymad)

risingconfidence:

ultraviol-et:

urbanarboriculture:

Artist Peter Cook, grew this living garden chair using tree shaping methods, primarily training a living tree through constricting the direction of branch growth. The chair took about eight years to grow.

he’s wearing crocs

He grew a tree into a chair. He can wear whatever the fuck he wants.

(via voaga)

katara:

The only acne treatment for me

(via officialfrenchtoast)

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(via refreshes)

curtest:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

(via unpopuler)

danapolis:

sgtsweetcheeks:

weshallbekind:

nsome:

Brickflow analyzes your Tumblr blog and automatically gives you the best photos that fit your style. You choose the ones you like and publish with a click.

So this is actually pretty cool guys, it just finds people you will like and reblogs stuff from them!

isn’t this like…. using tumblr without having to use tumblr???

i must say, it seems to work pretty well

(via scottsonnier)

morgrana:

"you can’t watch an entire tv series in one night"

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(via uchiweasel)