Your Dose Of Socrates

I'm Socrates. I'm 20, male and go to Uni whilst also juggling a part-time job in live television. This is a humour blog. Anything I find funny goes here. This includes anything that I find outside of Tumblr. I also post fandom stuff and cool stuff but this is primarily a funny blog.

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

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sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

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generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

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landorus:

my #1 turn on is fast downloading

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clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

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lukekenny:

The Sims 4 character creator is SMASHING

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alarmingpenguin:

You’re the best thing since

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agronsbutt:

morbutts:

canklequeen:

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%

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noivern:

the chicken crop is finally sprouting

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*takes one good photo* posts on all blogs, posts on all social media accounts, makes wallpaper, sends to friends, prints out and frames, emails to obama

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blackbruise:

do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

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the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

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hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

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