Your Dose Of Socrates

I'm Socrates. I'm 20, male and go to Uni whilst also juggling a part-time job in live television. This is a humour blog. Anything I find funny goes here. This includes anything that I find outside of Tumblr. I also post fandom stuff and cool stuff but this is primarily a funny blog.

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

(via okaymad)

unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

(via unpopuler)

haleycue:

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

Dying

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

ghostdildo:

getting followed by ur favorite bloggers is like having your crush over at your house on one hand you’re super excited but on the other hand it’s like shit I gotta class this place up

(via done)

sublimesublemon:

sevvey6:

darklyspectre:

sucysucyfivedolla:

YES i’m a grill and YES i play games 

Wow another one of those “gamer grills”. they are just doing it for the attention. the nintendo isn’t even turned on.

neither is the grill

maybe not but i am

sublimesublemon:

sevvey6:

darklyspectre:

sucysucyfivedolla:

YES i’m a grill and YES i play games 

Wow another one of those “gamer grills”. they are just doing it for the attention. the nintendo isn’t even turned on.

neither is the grill

maybe not but i am

(via edgar-allen-popsicle)

thatfunnyblog:

Me as a husband

(via okaymad)

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

image

image

that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

(via grilledcheezed)

santanist:

when humor bloggers reblog normal pictures of things i sit and stare for the longest time ever trying to figure out what the joke is before i realize that its just a picture

(via done)

assortedtrolls:

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

Error

(via edgar-allen-popsicle)

mhiilk:

"its dark im scared"

dont worry bae i got this

*stomps foot*

*sketchers light up*

(via ugly)

stayuntilthewolvesareaway:

The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

canadianslut:

tumblr is the saddest on the weekends because we see who has a life and who doesn’t

(via heart)

kishiremypantera:

‘I Don’t Know What I Did But It Worked’ — A thrilling story about my academic life

(via done)

unbeliefs:

me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat

(via unpopuler)